A man approached a lawyer and said," I am told you charge Rs 500 for 2 questions." "That's right. What's your second question?"

A soldier was asked if he believed that he should die for his country. The soldier answered'" no sir. It is my duty to see that the enemy died for his country."

A judge recently awarded Rs 87000 to the man who lost the use of three fingers on his right hand. The client explained that his profession was that of pick pocket and that his career was now ruined Business.

When I was young, I listened to the radio waiting for my favorite song. When they played, I sing along. It made me smile. Those were such happy times and not so long ago and I wonder where they've gone but then back again just like a long lost friend every song I loved so well.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after.

On the tomb of a well know lawyer where inscribed the words," here lies an advocate and an honest man.' a passerby who read these word cried out," oh my god! How can two people lie in the same tomb?"